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Finally, the ability to suck people’s brains out. Or not.

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Em, I wish they came up with a fancier name but, Head Spa, that’s what they called it. The massager/mini head spa surely will turn some heads, and make you feel like that somebody is dunking your dignity in the toilet every 10 seconds, but hey, it must feel good. The massager, from Edmund Scientific, simulates the same sensation that one hundred fingers would. The head spa should fit all head sizes, due to it’s special adjustable strap. Wearing this in public, I think you’ll just be another one of those Star Trek Fanatics in many people’s eyes, but only the people who read TechnoEssence will realise that the person they’re staring at, is experiencing something that is the equivalent of a €250 acupuncture massage. This isn’t bad, considering you can wear it in public, (you can’t with a masseuse, unless there’s these new mobile ones) and it only costs 49.95, albeit the fact that many people will have a pain in their neck from turning their heads every time you walk by. -Ed

[Product Page: Edmund Scientific]

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